Summary: One way Neal Caffrey left, and five ways he came back. (Plus one he probably didn't.)

Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth

Rating: PG-15 (I'm pushing it; let me know if anyone wants this switched to NC-17)

Warnings: bad puns

Author's Notes: Apparently, I can't stick to five ways. Oops.

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